Nice try, but you're not very convincing, you sound more like a salesman than anything else.
If you're truly broke, I wish you good luck with whatever you do, being poor is no joke. However this is no good start to promote your stuff, and I don't think the other members on this board will care for your methods either.
Here's something you might be interested in: https://reddit.com/r/basicincome/wiki/index
This way you wouldn't have to do those sorts of painful stuff just to earn a living.